Where is Doctor Evil's secrect volcano lair?

Dude, I have not written much lately.... but, one thing of note has happened.... Two Towers.... I need not elaborate further.

I thought I'd catch ya'll up with what's in:
Hot/Not

hot-not lists/responding to hot-not lists with opinions
Rold Gold Honey Wheat pretzels/popcorn
Dr. Pepper/Red Fusion
no rats/rats
straightening irons/curling irons
reading fiction/writing papers
no job/no money
pets/pets that ran away
nike/new balance
friends/acquaintances
Madeleine L'Engle/Madeleine Albright
hanging out with your family/hating your family
creativity/conformity
chapstick/lipstick
real christmas trees/artificial christmas trees
winter/summer
Joseph Fiennes/Ralph Fiennes
cris-crossing your shoelaces/Kris Kross
photographs/posters
Austin/Dallas
hi-tech/tech-no
Christopher Lowell/Martha Stewart
running/sitting
Charlie Brown Christmas/It's a Wonderful Life
Adult Swim/adult responsibilities
road trips/acid trips
piercings/tatoos
cell phones/cell phone bills
Justin/Britney- haha

this is my response to a thread on the ring forum which ya'll can visit here http://forums.delphiforums.com/TheRing268/messages/?msg=277.1

i'm gonna try and catch up so here's another

MAYBE in order to understaned mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words..."mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

lori

just for the record, it's
"tremendous cream, a dolla and a dream
still got gat strapped with infrared beam"

smoke-dog

Okay.... this hasn't been a hotbed of intellectual activity as of late. What I need you folks to do is to let yourselves go in this forum.... It will, if nothing else, give me something to read while I'm at work. (I know I'm a tad bit guilty of slacking, but I'm posting now aren't I....)

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

- Jack Handy

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So.... pretty please, with sugar on top... clean the car.
Winston Wolf

Have you ever felt like you were the only person at a monster truck rally without a mullet?

Flames will be forthcoming.... (methinks).

"Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think, creation's."
—E. M. Forster, English novelist, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951

This is a wicked fun one for the extremely talented golfer.... Click Here

And don't tell me that people that send their kids to MIT aren't getting there money's worth....

I would like to see if anyone else can come up with pages filled with such magnificent images. click here

Where's my Ferrari?

Having a wedding: 6,000 dollars plus
Renting a tuxedo: 130 dollars
Honeymoon: 2,000 dollars
Having one of your best friends streak through the actual wedding ceremony: priceless

"If it's not worth duct taping, it's not worth keeping." -Van Wilder

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice there is...

by the way, my fave quote follows...
"there once was a man from nantucket"...just kidding
"alright, there's a priest, a rabbi, and..." just kidding again
"this guy walls into a bar..." just kidding again or
"what you are screams so loudly in my ears, i cannot hear what you are saying." r.w. emerson

excuse me, "make ourselves known?" well, dr. manigold, what about those of us that earn their keep being world infamous double agents? would it behoove me to blow my cover as a international spy for a measly little invite into your circle? you bet your sweet yams it would! IM IN!!! i just ask that the circle have a confidentiality agreement, "what happens in the circle, stays in the circle". that way we can all go on living out the routines of our lives without jeopardizing anyone's vocation or our little secret society going on here. i must that that it is especially important in my case because even as we speak i am on special assignment to undermine the UN and i have a team of agents trailing a certain camel-ridin, jesus-cursin, woman-hatin, bush-aggravatin, coward--if ya catch my drift. if this is going to be a society that stands the test of time i also suggest we put together one of them infrastructures. obviously we all know the president of the circle. i nominate myself as sgt. at. arms because i can do undercover work (duh!) and handle the dirty details (snubbing out enemies and circle drop outs) that no one else really needs to know is going on. i also nominate Walton and Johnson as our mascot and the lovely ms. sutton to whatever position she desires b/c she's sweet-n-sassy! let me know what you think. agent focker, out.

Be who you are! Think for yourself! Be a cog in no System! Admonishments, exhortations and calls to authenticity such as these, whose value once seemed beyond argument, have become so prevalent in Western culture, and now emanate from such dubious sources, so that they not only ring false, but have about them the X-ray glow of their own inverted meaning. We're told to think critically by looming, spotlit billboards erected by companies whose product is at best unnecessary, and at worst a direct link to human suffering. The language of resistance is owned and trademarked.
—Ken Babstock, Canadian poet, The Globe and Mail, October 19, 2002

For those of you just invited. I just want to tell you this... You are the R. Paul Manigold "Circle of Trust" use your position wisely. For, "with great power comes great responsibility".................... (Insert Dr. Evil laugh track here) Much Love Rob

This is probably one of my favorite quotes....

"It is not the critic that counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or the doer of deeds could have them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the Arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but he who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great devotion; who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails while daring greatly, knows that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls, who know neither victory nor defeat."
-- Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) at Sorbonne

Today has started out kind of lame in that I walked out of my door into superflydense fog. I mean, wicked dense. If it were any denser I would have had to swim to work.... Anyhoo, It has started to get better after reading The Word and realizing that I am not in this thing called Life alone...

Dude..... I'm a little slow inviting people... but, when you do get here I invite you to make yourselves known...

this is a glimpse into the world that is R. Paul Manigold.....and Friends...........