Friday, January 24, 2003

Is anyone else ever going to freaking post or what? I need some entertainment, wit, humor, something!

Friday, January 10, 2003

Flatulence Can be Hazardous to your Health

AMSTERDAM, Holland - Recently, researchers at the University of Amsterdam have been delving into the hazards of flatulence. Apparently, prolonged exposure of four hours a day to humans "passing gas" can weaken the immune system. The doctor heading this piece of vital research, Dr. Hans Sholten, was quoted as saying, "It would behoove anyone who cares about his or her health to avoid people with chronic flatulence."

Thursday, January 09, 2003

"Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
-- Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill (1874-1965),

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

Yes.... that is correct.... No one should be denied the sight of Ben with a mullet. It is truly a wonderful thing.

The only thing that I didn't like is that I wish that it would have been a longer drive...... :) Actually, it was very nice because I got to sit next to a certain young lady for many hours and there was no way that she could run away......

Friday, January 03, 2003

soooo... another one bites the dust today! :) Congrats Ben and Lori!