Where is Doctor Evil's secrect volcano lair?

Dude, I have not written much lately.... but, one thing of note has happened.... Two Towers.... I need not elaborate further.

I thought I'd catch ya'll up with what's in:
Hot/Not

hot-not lists/responding to hot-not lists with opinions
Rold Gold Honey Wheat pretzels/popcorn
Dr. Pepper/Red Fusion
no rats/rats
straightening irons/curling irons
reading fiction/writing papers
no job/no money
pets/pets that ran away
nike/new balance
friends/acquaintances
Madeleine L'Engle/Madeleine Albright
hanging out with your family/hating your family
creativity/conformity
chapstick/lipstick
real christmas trees/artificial christmas trees
winter/summer
Joseph Fiennes/Ralph Fiennes
cris-crossing your shoelaces/Kris Kross
photographs/posters
Austin/Dallas
hi-tech/tech-no
Christopher Lowell/Martha Stewart
running/sitting
Charlie Brown Christmas/It's a Wonderful Life
Adult Swim/adult responsibilities
road trips/acid trips
piercings/tatoos
cell phones/cell phone bills
Justin/Britney- haha

this is my response to a thread on the ring forum which ya'll can visit here http://forums.delphiforums.com/TheRing268/messages/?msg=277.1

i'm gonna try and catch up so here's another

MAYBE in order to understaned mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words..."mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

lori

just for the record, it's
"tremendous cream, a dolla and a dream
still got gat strapped with infrared beam"

smoke-dog

Okay.... this hasn't been a hotbed of intellectual activity as of late. What I need you folks to do is to let yourselves go in this forum.... It will, if nothing else, give me something to read while I'm at work. (I know I'm a tad bit guilty of slacking, but I'm posting now aren't I....)